I received it in mail. It was funny and true to a great extent. - NMA Jabbar
Man O Man !
When he is without money, he eats vegetables at home;
When he has money, he eats vegetables in a fine restaurant.
When he is without money, he rides bicycle to work;
When he has money, he rides bicycle to exercise.
When he is without money, he walks to eat food;
When he has money, he walks to burn food.
When he is without money, he wishes to get married;
When he has money, he wishes to get divorced.
When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary;
When he has money, his secretary becomes wife.
Man O Man !
When he is without money, he eats vegetables at home;
When he has money, he eats vegetables in a fine restaurant.
When he is without money, he rides bicycle to work;
When he has money, he rides bicycle to exercise.
When he is without money, he walks to eat food;
When he has money, he walks to burn food.
When he is without money, he wishes to get married;
When he has money, he wishes to get divorced.
When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary;
When he has money, his secretary becomes wife.