I received it in mail. It was funny and true to a great extent. - NMA Jabbar

Man O Man !

      When he is without money, he eats vegetables at home;
      When he has money, he eats vegetables in a fine restaurant.

      When he is without money, he rides bicycle to work;
      When he has money, he rides bicycle to exercise.

      When he is without money, he walks to eat food;
      When he has money, he walks to burn food.

      When he is without money, he wishes to get married;
      When he has money, he wishes to get divorced.

      When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary;
      When he has money, his secretary becomes wife.